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Mr Mayor
Posted on: Feb 28 2013, 05:17 PM


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Hello gang!
Looking for a few conversions to Kolobok style if possible.

Hot dog eating..

Sliced deli meats (Cold cuts?). However, I'd like to switch this one around a bit....
Instead of manually slicing with a knife, can it be done using a "deli slicer"?
This device:

And lastly, a request.

How about a Kolobok eating a plate of bacon... then licks the plate, then makes sure noones looking, and EATS THE PLATE! Maybe a little burp after for humor..

Can anyone assist here? wink.gif
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Mr Mayor
Posted on: Feb 28 2013, 05:02 PM


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I'm still here and LOVING this place still. Nobody does it quite like this place Aiwan! drinks.gif You and the other artists are quite a team! My small company of ~100 users uses an internal chat system (Sametime/IBM Lotus Notes) , and was asked to add 10 additional "emoticons" for my users to "play with". I went NO WHERE else but here... Now my users know how to add there own on top of the ten, and I only give them Koloboks! good.gif Oh, and nobody calls them "smileys".... they're KOLOBOKS!

I'm actually posting 3 or 4 requests shortly. Hopefully they'll get some love and attention...

Saluud!

MM
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Mr Mayor
Posted on: Mar 16 2011, 08:01 PM


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How about some IRISH DANCE koloboks? ALA "RiverDance" . I know it'd be tough with no legs but, has anyone tried or seen any ??????
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Mr Mayor
Posted on: May 19 2010, 11:12 PM


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Oh, you mean acronym... No YOGA isn't an acronym... I just type weird....
N.F.L. or E.S.P.N. or....

M.I.C.R.O.S.O.F.T. ? (Joke: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers) biggrin.gif

Anyway, willing to try my request? Seems a tad slow around here lately.. what's happened? Did I miss something?

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Mr Mayor
Posted on: May 18 2010, 11:49 PM


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Yeah I guess so... (wow I never thought I would be the one to explain it....)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoga <-very technical explanation..

But its better to dig for videos I guess...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdUPgJf4fLo <- very good...

I hope that describes it.... cuz I surely cannot..

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Posted on: May 18 2010, 07:05 PM


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Anyone have any sort of YOGA smiley? Male or female (preferrably female).

Anyone care to try?

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Posted on: May 18 2010, 07:04 PM


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Hmm... not as clear as I'd hoped..... but a good start!

Thanks!

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Posted on: Apr 26 2010, 06:14 PM


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No volunteers? Maybe it's lost in translation?

Kiss my butt in U.S. English is slang for "you're bugging me, leave me alone" or "stop teasing me"...

Wondering if I've raised a few eyebrows otherwise...


unknw.gif

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Posted on: Apr 22 2010, 11:14 PM


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Welcome back MG.. sorry to hear of the HD troubles...


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Posted on: Apr 22 2010, 11:13 PM


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A second request, but this one is kinda specific, and frankly, I'd like it for my site only... so before I say what I want... would anyone be willing to make this custom request for me? I do this for two reasons, was hoping to have my websites name in it (maybe), and don't want other ATV sites taking/stealing it from me... (yes, I know they can just edit it, but most don't know how)

U may want to answer in private via PM if you'd like.... Please assure Aiwan I'm not being sneaky in any way.... just private.

No disrespect to anyone of Kolobok and/or its artists!

Thanks.

MM
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Mr Mayor
Posted on: Apr 22 2010, 11:07 PM


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Ha, gotcha!

I'm imagining a pretty simple Kolobok... has to be friendly though...please... this isn't a mean insult, but a funny one.

It points at "you"
It puckers it's lips (prepares for a kiss kinda), and points to its lips,
and then points to its butt, spinning to one side of the other...

I tried, I'm horrible...

Thanks gang...

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Posted on: Jan 29 2010, 09:42 PM


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Hi gang,
2 quick requests that I'd like to see.

1) A kolobok eating some SPICY food, not knowings its Spicy, red tongue, or flames out his/her ears, panting, sweating.... something like that.

2) A recent Kolobok I found was a smiley facing away, on a PC, he gets the M$ Blue screen of death... Great, but I want something a little more "animated/crazy"

Maybe the user gets an error (big "?" on screen?) , he gets mad, REALLY mad, and starts beating up his computer (and/or laptop), with anything he can find, the mouse, a bat, the chair, his head..... he gets more and more carried away that the error won't go away, eventually, he/she is a raving lunatic jumping up and down on what is now a pile of rubble, used to be his computer..

Anyway, I can picture the stuff.... but I cant make them, I've tried. I stink.

Thanks!

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Posted on: Apr 15 2009, 06:33 PM


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Ok nice! Still not Kolobok-like but it works for now...
Also on the right/similar track, the others arent for me..

Would mind seeing these in a more Kolobok style though... good.gif

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Posted on: Apr 13 2009, 10:42 PM


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Yup, that's the one I have right now.. wanted something a tad more funny/violent..... Always loved Viannens work!

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Posted on: Apr 13 2009, 09:18 PM


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Hi gang!
I dont mean I literally want my computer to crash... rofl.gif I meant I'm looking for a Kolobok upset with his/her computer crashing... I've seen a few out there, but want to see if I'm missing anything...

Looking for a PC and Kolobok , maybe a BlueScreenOFDeath, and the guy (or girl) gets up and starts beating the PC to death out of frustration.. I've seen a few, but Im looking for a more funny/crazy variety..

My thoughts:

Smiley sitting in front of PC.. gets nothing, gently hits monitor as if losing his/her patience... finally he/she goes crazy on the PC , beating the daylights out of it, when from the rubble left comes a text bubble "You've got mail!"...

See where I'm going with this????

Can anyone help here? Please dont make me lose hope.... I am still hoping on "Dont Feed The Trolls" too, but that never came to fruitition.

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Posted on: Apr 6 2009, 11:18 PM


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Always liked the Soapbox smiley, but I had an older/different one... when the smiley gets done ranting (a good 8 seconds, ) he jumps off the box, kicks it, and smashes it with a bat... really funny stuff. But IF I still have it, its buried somewhere, and certainly not on my websites anymore.

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Posted on: Apr 3 2009, 05:23 AM


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Mostly because Spammers and trolls are different.

A troll is a person who hangs around a forum for no reason but to stir trouble, fight with people, even if they dont have the FORUM topic in common...

CLICK HERE - And replace NEWSGROUP with FORUM , maybe then you'll understand it more...

Still looking for this in a good smiley with a good Kolobok flavor, ya know?

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Posted on: Apr 1 2009, 06:15 PM


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"Ash blonde" rofl.gif Is that new for "gray"? So, one could say, instead of salt n pepper, like I have now, I'm 50% Ash blonde? biggrin.gif

Great stuff!

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Posted on: Apr 1 2009, 06:08 PM


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Ok, 160 views and only the BEATING TROLL??

Come on, certainly this can be made funny.. perhaps someone about to feed a a sneaky looking troll, then maybe some big hammer comes down on that person, or a sign falls from the sky saying "Dont Feed The Trolls"...

Anyone?

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Posted on: Mar 25 2009, 05:38 AM


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@Mothergoose... You don't run an IPB forum though... I do x2, and both dont tell me much...actually... the older version tells me more than the new one.
@Sweetie.. 400 miles?

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Posted on: Mar 24 2009, 06:51 PM


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I know I sound like a broken record sometimes, but for my two sites, RIGHT CLICKING itself, is disabled.... I also have a huge photo gallery, so for me to allow this remote hosting would have killed me.

Always wondered if my IPB forums could SHOW ME what images are being hotlinked?? Hmmmmm.....

EDIT: Sweetie, I never realized you lived so close! ha!!
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Posted on: Mar 24 2009, 06:46 PM


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Of course I like Koloboks.. I've said on quite a few occasions that both my websites use Koloboks almost exclusively !

Not to sound all cheesy (wimpy?corny?) but the style behind Koloboks, the thought process, the more realistic action, smoother and cleaner graphics... it's all of these things combined that make a Kolobok, well, a Kolobok!

Through advice here I was able to make a few of my own. I was pointed to different software that I happily use (what a geek I am ) granted no where near the quality of "our place here" (If I may be so bold) but I was happy with them, and use them to a degree, but I always have my eyes open to replace them with Koloboks and gladly enlist the help of the artists here.

A few of the artists have been so gracious as to make smileys at my request, like Viannen's slot car racer, Mothergoose's Happy Birthday and so many others, it's hard to keep track sometimes.

So, there you have it, my cheesy, corny, wimpy THANK YOU!!! clapping.gif

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Posted on: Mar 23 2009, 08:24 PM


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OOOooo now I get it..

Aiwan, please by all means, remove my topic!

I understand now. good.gif Spasibo!

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Posted on: Mar 22 2009, 04:00 PM


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Too risque or weird? Anyone?

Bueller? Bueller? .....

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Posted on: Mar 22 2009, 03:58 PM


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Ok! Ha! Beating the troll is certainly one method.... biggrin.gif But not what I'm looking for.... Size is fine though..

Thanks Sweetie! give_rose.gif

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