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post Nov 8 2007, 05:42 AM
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Thank YOU (Just Cuz) for "CATS!!!" thread tender.gif .


I have brought food curtsey.gif .

Someone ELSE can do the litter box ...LOL.







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post Nov 8 2007, 08:48 AM
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QUOTE (evergreen @ Nov 8 2007, 03:42 AM) *
Someone ELSE can do the litter box ...LOL.

I am struggling with the same problem. Three cats can do so much mess and they stink sometimes


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post Nov 8 2007, 10:02 AM
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This video made me laugh so hard, I got a headache.


Itchy Kitty Video - on YouTube



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post Nov 8 2007, 11:32 PM
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OH MY GOD!
What happened to that kitty? rofl.gif I have never ever seen a reaction like this...


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post Nov 8 2007, 11:47 PM
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Brilliant.

Here are two of my babies, Nina and Tyler





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post Nov 9 2007, 02:29 AM
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'ninapooh' date='Nov 8 2007, 11:47 PM' post='13563'


Both Nina and Tyler are adorable .

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post Nov 9 2007, 12:14 PM
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Hi to everyone of you cat lovers,

I also would like to share with you a picture of my little 'warrior' -young "Geronimo"



Have a very nice day



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post Nov 9 2007, 02:44 PM
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Hello, my dear friends! Here is another lovely video! rofl.gif

IMPATIENT KITTY





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post Nov 9 2007, 03:14 PM
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Brilliantly, this is a right small fight cat lol.gif



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post Nov 9 2007, 07:03 PM
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QUOTE (Katinka @ Nov 4 2007, 06:19 PM) *
For all cat-mad friends here, THIS IS A MUST SEE!

If you are before getting a cat, after seeing that, I am sure you'd be put off! FOREVER! rofl.gif

MORNING CAT


*rofl* lol.gif The description is right - all cats are like this biggrin.gif


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post Nov 10 2007, 02:17 AM
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'Katinka' date='Nov 9 2007, 02:44 PM' post='13580'


This is extremely funny!!! rofl.gif yahoo.gif
My last Siamese, Sam and I had a "tug of war" over a
cooked turkey breast HE diablo.gif pulled out of the refrigerator.

I FINALLY won. I had to put him in the bathroom spiteful.gif .




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post Nov 10 2007, 06:56 AM
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Hey this is a great topic! Cats are wonderful creatures! There is never a boring moment with ten cats and two dogs at my house.. crazy.gif
Sunny sleeps on my pillow then on my chest, then He will wake me up licking my nose lol.gif punkin just rubs his face all over my face , Pepe nibbles my toes.if left exposed.. crazy.gif . Yiks! The rest of the cats seems to control thier love.. Starry follows me all over the yard meowing contantly, I pet her and she is fine, but when I go about my gardening there she goes into meowing again.. pardon.gif .

My chihuahua thinks she is a cat and plays with the cats more than she does my schnauzer..

I love the movie, that was so funny! :rofl:Thanks for sharing , both movies are great!

Here is something a friend sent..





Cats Guide To Humans
1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?

So you've decided to get yourself a human being. In doing so, you've joined the millions of other cats who have acquired these strange and often frustrating creatures. There will be any number of times, during the course of your association with humans, when you will wonder why you have bothered to grace them with your presence. What's so great about humans, anyway? Why not just hang around with other cats? Our greatest philosophers have struggled with this question for centuries, but the answer is actually rather simple:

THEY HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

Which makes them the perfect tools for such tasks as opening doors, getting the lids off of cat food cans, changing television stations and other activities that we, despite our other obvious advantages, find difficult to do ourselves.

True, chimps, orangutans and lemurs also have opposable thumbs, but they are nowhere as easy to train.

2. How And When to Get Your Human's Attention

Humans often erroneously assume that there are other, more important activities than taking care of your immediate needs, such as conducting business, spending time with their families or even sleeping.

Though this is dreadfully inconvenient, you can make this work to your advantage by pestering your human at the moment it is the busiest. It is usually so flustered that it will do whatever you want it to do, just to get you out of its hair. Not coincidentally, human teenagers follow this same practice.

Here are some tried and true methods of getting your human to do what you want: Sitting on paper: An oldie but a goodie. If a human has paper in front of it, chances are good it's something they assume is more important than you. They will often offer you a snack to lure you away. Establish your supremacy over this wood pulp product at every opportunity. This practice also works well with computer keyboards, remote controls, car keys and small children.

Waking your human at odd hours: A cat's "golden time" is between 3:30 and 4:30 in the morning. If you paw at your human's sleeping face during this time, you have a better than even chance that it will get up and, in an incoherent haze, do exactly what you want. You may actually have to scratch deep sleepers to get their attention; remember to vary the scratch site to keep the human from getting suspicious.

3. Punishing Your Human Being

Sometimes, despite your best training efforts, your human will stubbornly resist bending to your whim. In these extreme circumstances, you may have to punish your human. Obvious punishments, such as scratching furniture or eating household plants, are likely to backfire; the unsophisticated humans are likely to misinterpret the activities and then try to discipline YOU.

Instead, we offer these subtle but nonetheless effective alternatives: * Use the cat box during an important formal dinner.

* Stare impassively at your human while it is attempting a romantic interlude.

* Stand over an important piece of electronic equipment and feign a hairball attack.

* After your human has watched a particularly disturbing horror film, stand by the hall closet and then slowly back away, hissing and yowling.

* While your human is sleeping, lie on its face.

4. Rewarding Your Human: Should Your Gift Still Be Alive?

The cat world is divided over the etiquette of presenting humans with the thoughtful gift of a recently disemboweled animal. Some believe that humans prefer these gifts already dead, while others maintain that humans enjoy a slowly expiring cricket or rodent just as much as we do, given their jumpy and playful movements in picking the creatures up after they've been presented.

After much consideration of the human psyche, we recommend the following: cold blooded animals (large insects, frogs, lizards, garden snakes and the occasional earthworm) should be presented dead, while warm blooded animals (birds, rodents, your neighbor's Pomeranian) are better still living. When you see the expression on your human's face, you'll know it's worth it.

5. How Long Should You Keep Your Human?

You are only obligated to your human for one of your lives. The other eight are up to you. We recommend mixing and matching, though in the end, most humans (at least the ones that are worth living with) are pretty much the same. But what do you expect? They're humans, after all. Opposable thumbs will only take you so far.



For Cat Lovers.



An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.

At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.



Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.

One cat just leads to another.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.

You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much.

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post Nov 10 2007, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE (mystic cat @ Nov 9 2007, 09:56 PM) *
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Ain't it the truth!



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These are my furry chefs wink.gif

Chico, the little foundling, a one year old boy.




Baby, my 4 year old mama's girl



And this is Gipsy, we had to let her go three weeks ago, because of an acute renal failure. She got 12 years old. *sigh* Miss you, big girl!



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post Nov 10 2007, 09:37 PM
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I love your furry chefs,Squirrel! give_rose.gif They are beautiful! Great pictures!
Thanks for sharing. good.gif


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post Nov 10 2007, 09:54 PM
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Das Leben und dazu eine Katze,
das ergibt eine unheimliche Summe,
ich schwör's euch.


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post Nov 10 2007, 11:36 PM
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Dogs have owners,
cats have staff!


and

Dogs come when they're called.
Cats take a message and get back to you later.


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post Nov 11 2007, 12:03 AM
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I am sorry to hear you had to let Gypsy go, she sure looked lovely.


Women and cats do as they damned well please,
and men and dogs had best learn to live with it
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QUOTE (ninapooh @ Nov 10 2007, 10:03 PM) *
I am sorry to hear you had to let Gypsy go, she sure looked lovely.


Yes...she was to weak at the end...not eating, not even drinking, lying absent-minded in her basket...it was such a torture the last days. Now she's in pet-heaven, without any pain.
Strange to say, Chico came to us just 4 weeks before Gipsy got sick. Maybe it sounds a bit crazy, but I think it didn't happen without cause...you know what I mean?


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and men and dogs had best learn to live with it
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post Nov 11 2007, 12:26 AM
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I am loving all the great kitty pictures here.. I have too many cats to post. rofl.gif

Squirrel, must have been hard on the heart to have to let a beautiful cat like that go.
I have a dog that is 14 ,my little schnauzer.. She can hardly stand up very long..I am not ready for her to leave me.. She has been with me since she was 7 weeks old. So hard to let our furkids go.


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